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Just a heads up, Mary is a sweary grumpy f*cker who doesn’t give two hoots who she offends in her pursuit of the ultimate insulting / inappropriate gift.  She even takes requests if you want something personalised / unique but its gotta be “adult” or she wont touch it.

If words that sound like the following offend, do not check out her wares lol

punt
ducking
witch
Horlicks
Puntmuffin
thunderpunt
sponge
duck
Hat
Rick
Singe

There’s probably more but if the above may offend you the rest surely will.